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aintasuperhero asked:

you're actually a sentient bag of pop rocks

A lesbian bag of pop rocks.

I just had to type that sentence to see it for myself.

I’m sure I could find a drawing of that on deviantArt.

aintasuperhero asked:

you're actually a woman and you and larke are in a committed lesbian relationship

Half true. I have read so much lesbian fiction and drawn so many lesbians that the Lesbian Gods descended and granted me a new life as one. It was a magical event which catered hundreds. There was apple pie and banana bread with dark chocolate chips. Also we played Mario Party!

dirkbolero asked:

You don't actually play or even like video games, you just read up on wikipedia before answering any questions or joining conversations about them in an attempt to gain popularity. You've carried on the charade for so long even people who think themselves your closest and oldest friends are fooled into thinking you're some sort of video game guru.

All true. I’ve even got false memories of playing video games. I’m so good I’ve even convinced myself! The truth is, I thought the Playstation 3 controller was a breast massager when I was first handed it. The looks I got when I rubbed it on my chest in the middle of the electronics store were half repulsed, a quarter frightened, and about two percent slightly turned on.

aintasuperhero asked:

you liked delgo

I like the creator’s spirit and unconquerable feeling of hope he must have had right up until the movie had its grand opening playing on a guy’s laptop screen with tiny speakers.

aintasuperhero asked:

renee montoya (you had to know she was coming)

i wondered what took so long

• Why I like them - she’s a BAMF. she’s badass, a bit crude, generally knows when to cut the sass in favor of being a professional, isn’t afraid of bouncing between slick detective work and brute force, and is generally just damn versatile, enough to work both as a plain ol’ cop and as a freakin’ superhero.
• Why I don’t - If it weren’t for Dini and Rucka, she would have fit right in as one big token. She’s like a number of “adversity points” all rolled up into one. Meaning, if DC had created her like they created Batwoman initially, she’d barely be serviceable. Thankfully, Rucka was attached VERY early (pretty much as early as possible) and showed people how it was done.
• Favorite episode/scene - I think first meeting Kate, prior to becoming the Question. Either that, or pretty much any moment between her and Huntress. Literally any. It’s all good.
• Favorite line - Too many to list.
• Favorite outfit - The short hair, fedora, and tanktop combo she frequently sported as The Question, with or without the mask. She couldn’t be more of an HBIC in those moments.
• OTP - Ehhhhhh… As much as I wanna say her and Kate, I gotta go with her and Huntress.
• Non-romantic OTP - Her and Charlie Sage, or her and Huntress. Or Kate. Look, just her anywhere and I’m happy.
• Headcanon - She involuntarily flexes when Wonder Woman is around.
• Unpopular opinion - I’m bad at these because I don’t really feel I have unpopular opinions. I’d just love for HBO to put on a Gotham Central series, with Rucka and Dini as executive producers, and film it straight up as a cop procedural with superheroes and supervillains. I think DC is missing an opportunity with not trying out more things in a miniseries or HBO series format, and some of the Batman stuff (Batwoman and Gotham Central, in particular) would be a great fit.
• A wish for them - To be in New 52 somewhere relevant instead of a single background image.
• An oh-god-please-don’t-ever-happen for them - For most of the DC writers to never write for her.
• 5 words to best describe them - HBIC HERE, OUTTA THE WAY
• My nickname for them - Slick

aintasuperhero asked:

Glados

• Why I like them - Probably the best evil AI to appear in any media almost ever
• Why I don’t - She helped spawn a pretty terrible meme, through no fault of her own specifically
• Favorite episode/scene - Her revival in Portal 2. Singlehandedly one of the scariest things I’ve seen in that game.
• Favorite line - “Well, I suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead, but I have a better idea.”
• Favorite outfit - Aperture Labs
• OTP - GLaDOS x Potato
• Non-romantic OTP - GLaDOS x Chell
• Headcanon - She’s desperately trying to find someone to play Chess with.
• Unpopular opinion - There will never be enough GLaDOS. EVER.
• A wish for them - to be a villain in a Valve Saturday Morning Cartoon
• An oh-god-please-don’t-ever-happen for them - whatever I can think of won’t happen because it’s Valve at the helm.
• 5 words to best describe them - she must always test, forever
• My nickname for them - i don’t really have one, GLaDOS works too well

aintasuperhero asked:

nathan drakeu

• Why I like them - He’s basically Nathan Fillion in any role ever
• Why I don’t - He’s basically Nathan Fillion
• Favorite episode/scene - The initial drop from the plane in Uncharted 1, where he’s cursing wildly. Basically, that whole sequence sets in stone his entire characterization.
• Favorite line - “How the hell am I suppose to take down a Hel -[he finds a gun turret] – lo!”
• Favorite outfit - Anything he wears in the third game, basically.
• OTP - Nathan x Elena
• Non-romantic OTP - Nathan x Sully
• Headcanon - He absolutely loathes references to Indiana Jones. He has nothing against the movies, but if he hears someone try and reference that in comparison to him, he may have to punch someone.
• Unpopular opinion - I don’t really have any unpopular opinions. He’s a great popcorn character.
• A wish for them - to keep adventuring
• An oh-god-please-don’t-ever-happen for them - the same thing that happened to Crash Bandicoot
• 5 words to best describe them - Admit it! You’re Nathan Fillion!
• My nickname for them - Captain Malcolm Reynolds

aintasuperhero asked:

picking a dude is hard shit how about james vega (shh only games now)

• Why I like them - undoubtedly one of my favorite characters in ME3. SERIOUSLY. He’s uncomplicated, he likes what he likes, he knows his limits, his answer to everything is punching, kicking, or shooting things — basically, he’s a less eloquent Grunt. And that is awesome.
• Why I don’t - He was poorly represented in the pre-release stuff. His face doesn’t hold well in a still image, but neither did Jacob’s. (Then again, Jacob’s face doesn’t hold up well even when moving. What did you do to that beautiful man’s face after you scanned it, christ)
• Favorite episode/scene - Basically any moment where he’s yammering with Cortez.
• Favorite line - “Do you hear that hum?”
• Favorite outfit - Anything that emphasizes he’s basically a tank with a mouth.
• OTP - James x Cortez. You know it needs to happen.
• Non-romantic OTP - James x Grunt, or James x Pull-Ups.
• Headcanon - Vega was a Shepard fanboy. The only reason he really wants to be in N7 and potentially become a Spectre is because of Shepard. He secretly has some memorabilia, including a VI, stashed away in his quarters.
• Unpopular opinion - best character ain’t gonna lie and I am glad he is the star of the anime
• A wish for them - to keep existing
• An oh-god-please-don’t-ever-happen for them - for his anime and the first issue of the new mass effect comic to not suck
• 5 words to best describe them - check out THESE guns, baby
• My nickname for them - Grunt’s Soulmate

aintasuperhero asked:

cant stop wont stop bayonetta

jesus all the ladies

• Why I like them - A really good blend of hyper-sexualized and powerful character without removing the obvious schmaltz that accompanies it. Perfectly encapsulates camp. The only time she’s terrible is when she’s taken too seriously, which the game she comes from strongly advises against.
• Why I don’t - I guess there’s an argument to be made that the first female-led DMC style game that’s worth its salt IS hyper-sexualized in some way instead of being a reasonable, well rounded character; it’s an argument to be made about gaming as a whole, but I don’t think it holds up when speaking of Bayonetta as an individual game separated from the whole
• Favorite episode/scene - We’re talking about a game where she jumps on a rocket, poledances to kill enemies, turns her hair into a giant monster, and has a freestyle dance session, all while shooting rockets from her feet if she wanted to. In other words, ALL THE SCENES
• Favorite line - “I’ve got a fever, and the only cure is more dead angels!”
• Favorite outfit - Either her classic one or her witch outfit, I like witches
• OTP - Bayonetta x Jeanne
• Non-romantic OTP - Bayonetta x lollipops
• Headcanon - If she were the ruler of the world, she’d enforce all men to learn how to pole dance. And all the women. Everyone. Everyone would pole dance.
• Unpopular opinion - An infinitely better character than Dante from DMC. I just don’t really care for Dante. Ninja Theory’s probably gonna do a better job at making me giving a shit.
• A wish for them - Every game Platinum releases has a five minute Bayonetta action short
• An oh-god-please-don’t-ever-happen for them - A sequel that sucks
• 5 words to best describe them - Everything is beautiful, nothing hurts
• My nickname for them - imdabess

spacepiratekatamaran asked:

Samus!

it’s ladies night apparently

• Why I like them - a strong independent woman THAT DON’T NEED NO MAN — actually, there are tons of reasons to like her, including her self-reliance and her unwillingness to bend or break, if you don’t include Other M
• Why I don’t - Other M, heretofore referred to as “Sakurai and Team Ninja Want A Waifu”
• Favorite episode/scene - She’s a silent character, so it’s kind of hard to pick. I think my favorite parts are from Fusion, oddly enough, where she’s slowly coming to terms with the Adam AI.
• Favorite line - None, she’s not really a “speaking” character save for Super Metroid and Fusion. I’d love to do a comic about Samus with someone who can make some good lines for her, though!
• Favorite outfit - siiiiigh uh okay I legit love the Fusion suit when it’s unaltered
• OTP - Samus x Ship
• Non-romantic OTP - Samus x Adam, they bros
• Headcanon - When not working (which is rare), Samus likes to collect tea. She has a house on some planet somewhere with a balcony that meets the sunrise, and she just chills there whenever she has downtime. She also likes to make crude jokes with some of her friends from the military.
• Unpopular opinion - I just want her with short hair, like a military cut. And I want her to have more of a speaking role in her games. And, as much as I LOVE the Prime series, I’d like to see more expansions on the Super Metroid set-up, building on the 2D elements. I think the gameplay for the Team Ninja fanfic game actually has some neat ideas and concepts that could see some great integration in a new title.
• A wish for them - That she gets her own movie or comic book and it is awesome.
• An oh-god-please-don’t-ever-happen for them - Another game under Sakurai
• 5 words to best describe them - solo, soldier, badass, explosions, gun-for-an-arm
• My nickname for them - deathtank the merciless

aintasuperhero asked:

hold i want to do another one, Aveline

FUCK

• Why I like them - For a lot of the same reasons as The Joy; stalwart in her beliefs without ever coming off as forceful or invasive, a physically and mentally strong character, a non-standard beauty (great jawline and bodytype, basically). Just a vastly well developed character.
• Why I don’t - Didn’t get enough personal time. Would have liked a whole other quest for each side character in that game.
• Favorite episode/scene - Any time she and Isabela are chewing each other out, particularly when Aveline starts rolling with the punches and realizing she can be friends with Isabela without removing the insults.
• Favorite line - “I’d rather kill a bandit and save a merchant’s family than know the correct dance steps and which rouge is in fashion.”
• Favorite outfit
• OTP - Aveline x Ser Wesley (unless we’re being jerks, in which case Aveline x Isabela)
• Non-romantic OTP - Aveline x Isabela
• Headcanon - She knows almost as many dirty limericks as Isabela, largely because she’s always near soldiers’ barracks.
• Unpopular opinion - Aveline probably wouldn’t have been as good a character if DA2 weren’t centrally and absolutely focused around Kirkwall. Whatever flaws there are in DA2 (of which there are many) actually do help support the companions in their development far more strongly thanks to a firm and set living space in which they can have lives of their own.
• A wish for them - To be happily married and killing bad guys forever.
• An oh-god-please-don’t-ever-happen for them - anything bad, seriously, she’s suffered enough
• 5 words to best describe them - stalwart, proud, courageous, lovelorn, meatshield (what, she was my tank in DA2)
• My nickname for them - Uh… Avy? I’m bad at nicknames.

spacepiratekatamaran asked:

character: Elastic man

I get really confused by that name because I think of both Plastic Man and Elongated Man but Plastic wins by default sooo

• Why I like them - is there a reason NOT to like Plastic Man, I mean really
• Why I don’t - I guess he’s not in enough stuff
• Favorite episode/scene - Everything
• Favorite line - I don’t know any real quotes from him. I’m in it for the slapstick.
• Favorite outfit - Has he ever worn anything apart from his classic outfit?
• OTP - Plastic Man x Himself
• Non-romantic OTP - see above
• Headcanon - He secretly loathes Stretch Armstrong, and wonders how such a cheap rip-off got to be more popular  than him at ANY point in time.
• Unpopular opinion - I just wanna see his eyes. Just once.
• A wish for them - To have a best-selling solo book.
• An oh-god-please-don’t-ever-happen for them - Die.
• 5 words to best describe them - stretchy raunchy awful pun-filled ridiculous
• My nickname for them - Stretch Armstrong (haHA)

aintasuperhero asked:

the joy/boss

jebus, start me with a hard one

okay here goes i think

• Why I like them - Probably one of the best female characters in a video game, if you ask me. Also one of the few I’ve seen who can have the zipper of her jumpsuit almost all the way down without it being deemed as sexualized, which is REALLY IMPRESSIVE, all told. Her history’s about as wacky and overwrought as nearly everything else in the MGS series, but much of her life was militaristic tragedy, thrown from one project to the next, with every single bit of suffering she went through needing to be choked down so she could move on to the next. I don’t know. I really love that character so much. 
• Why I don’t - IMPOSSIBLE. Can’t answer this reasonably. I think it was an INTERESTING decision to have her turn out the way she did in Peace Walker, where her legacy was continued in a very strange way, and I know it was a point of contention for a lot of fans in terms of plot (in a series which basically builds itself on melodramatic, insane plot).
• Favorite episode/scene - The recordings on Peace Walker, describing her life story. It’s delivered way too well, and manages to have an insane amount of tear-inducing emotion even with the ridiculousness of the backstory. Probably one of the most well-delivered monologues I’ve heard in a very long time in a game.
• Favorite line - “In the 21st century everyone will be able to see that we are all just inhabitants of a little celestial body called Earth. A world without communism and capitalism… that is the world I wanted to see. But reality continued to betray me.”
• Favorite outfit - The one with the bandanna. Basically her first outfit in MGS3.
• OTP - The Joy and Sorrow. I mean, come on, there’s no other one.
• Non-romantic OTP - Joy and Snake. Their relationship is really interesting, because it never really comes to romance; it’s mentorship, cameraderie, and respect.
• Headcanon - She totally knew Strangelove was into her. If it weren’t for Sorrow, she’d probably indulge.
• Unpopular opinion - The pre-MGS1 stuff revolving around The Joy is probably the only reason why I stuck with MGS as long as I have. The plot revolving around her in such an integral way was a fantastic direction for the overall story to go, and one of the few examples of a woman dying for the development of the story in a way that doesn’t come off as senseless fridging.
• A wish for them - I just wanted to see one personal, happy moment from them, just once in the series.
• An oh-god-please-don’t-ever-happen for them - For the story to not push her history and character too hard to the point of going even more ridiculous than the MGS line has already gotten.
• 5 words to best describe them - Tragic, loyal, patriotic, sorrowful (ironically enough), ironclad.
• My nickname for them - Joy. Can’t really think of anything else to call her as a nickname.